Saturday, March 21, 2015

Top Six Things You Need To Know Besides The Dates

1) You are going to be required to play Huckley Buck, so brush up on your game if you're rusty. Kibitzers are routinely beatened within one inch of their lives.
2) You need to let Dan or Dave know if you're going to attend by 2/1. Show tickets and rooms have to be confirmed at least 1 month in advance.
3) Don't ask to room with Roger Peterson.
4) If anybody asks you if you want a Lite Beer from prepared.
5) Last one to RSVP that they are attending will get stuck rooming with Fn Peterson. RSVP early and often.
6) Sorry, you can't bring your wife and/or girl friend. If this is a problem, please contact our legal department. 

"You guys suck."
F'n Peterson
IHBA member since 1995